Title: Anthony and Padma Talk (yeah, I rock the original titles)
Who: Anthony and Padma (ya rly). Plus some mentions of Parvati, and some non-mentions of Susan.
When: Mid-2002. Euterpe's Corner universe.
Disclaimer: Not mine. All JKR's. Including the money.

Written to try and nudge other muses into gear. I can't decide whether I like parts of it or hate all of it, but oh well. A dialog-only Ravenclaw piece, attempted for Thalia and written for Meg.

( And I suppose you're wondering what exactly Parvati had to do with me in a towel )

Title: Chocolate and Conversation
Who: Scorpius Malfoy and OC, with mentions of Mallory Carmichael
Why: Another third person rpg sample and reposted for the hell of it.
Disclaimer: JKR's world and characters, not mine.

( Another plus with asking questions was that aside from making yourself appear friendly and interested in other people, it also got them talking about themselves and therefore not about you )

Title: Blaise's (not so) Quiet Night In
Who: Blaise Zabini and Pansy Parkinson
Why: This was a third person rpg sample for dis_rpg. But I liked it and I haven't done any writing as such recently, and since this is passable for a ficlet, I decided to repost it.
Disclaimer: JKR's world and characters, not mine.

( Theodore had just retired to bed and with that the intelligence quotient of the Slytherin common room had been significantly lowered )

Title: Underwear
Who: Izzy Finnigan, Nick Flowers and Edward Finch-Fletchley
Why: Written for my Seamus/Lavender spawn application at toffs. Reposted for polymechanos. R-rated for language and sexual allusions.
Disclaimer: JKR's world, not mine.

( We can pretend we're at Eton! )

Title: Books and dirty looks
Who: Albus Potter, Izzy Finnigan and Amity Smith
Why: Albus was requested by upandmeltaway. It was meant to be just about him, but Gryffindor females seem to have a habit of gatecrashing my fics.
Disclaimer: JKR's world, not mine.

( When people ask that question and you're CLEARLY in front of them reading, what they mean is WHAT are you reading )

Title: Time travel and not being sympathetic
Who: Zacharias and Ginny
Why: _puppeteer requested Zacharias. Ginny snuck in, as she often does. Again longer than a drabble. And I have this sadistic urge to break up certain people's OTPs, mwuahaha. Set after the epilogue.
Disclaimer: JKR's characters and world, not mine.

( Unless you have the guts to try and physically throw me out, I think I'm going to stay )

Title: Parvati is sometimes right
Who: Lisa, Cadwallader, Parvati and Padma
Why: For wickedpixy05 who requested Cad. A bit longer than a drabble, but aren't mine all.
Disclaimer: JKR's characters and world, not mine.

( Piu sotto il cut )

Title: Contested
Who: Izzy Finnigan and Liam Willoughby
Why: For _puppeteer who requested Izzy and Liam. Written because I was in a shit and needed something to do. I'm even writing this in the entry otherwise it will turn into one of my epics. I fail.
Disclaimer: JKR's world, not mine.

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"That chocolate muffin is mine!" Izzy's green eyes gleamed as she made a lunge for the treat and held it in the air triumphantly. Chocolate muffins were a weakness of the blonde Gryffindor's. It had been the last of its kind and now its fate was in the balance.

"That chocolate muffin is yours," Liam added obediently enough, but there was a slight amused tilt to his lips. He hadn't even bothered contesting the confectionary.

Izzy contemplated the muffin for a second or two, then drew her wand. A strike sliced through the air and it feel neatly into two halves. "Chocolate muffins are my favourite but ah, you're no fun," she grinned, handing one to Liam. "What's the point in winning if you have no competition?"

"I knew you'd see it that way," Liam said. "You being a big bad Gryffindor and everything. And chocolate muffins are my favourite too. Which is why I didn't provide any competition." Before Izzy could react, he took a large bite and smiled back at her with crumbs around his mouth. She swiped at his arm, but she was smiling too.

Title: A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Jeepfull of Idiots at a Drive-Thru
Author: lucy_lupin
Dedicated to: maniacalmuse
Set: Post-Hogwarts, (very very) AU
Characters: Blaise, Luna and random goons
Pairing: None
Genre: General/Humour
Rating: PG-13 for language
Word Count: 803
Disclaimer: JKR pwns all. I am just borrowing them for fun, not profit.

Summary: Blaise and Luna are Muggles. Luna is working at McDonalds and gets harassed by a group of frat boys. Blaise does not appreciate it. Sentence #3 is the understatement of the year.

Author's Notes: So crack and soo bad, but sooo fun. Written for Thalia’s birthday.

( I know what you could interest me in. And yeah, it would certainly qualify as a happy meal )

Big Damn Table for fanfic100. Class of '96.

( Big Damn Table - Class of '96 )

And I am still working on my Terence/Alicia Big Damn Table. I just feel like trying something new, and with ootp_newts starting on Saturday and Alicia being a graduate of that year, there's a lot of convergeance between the two.